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Best of the Rest
n anticipation of our very own Best of UTA section printing Friday,
in which you can find out what the student body is going crazy for, Scene
decided to take another direction.
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In anticipation of our very
own Best of UTA section printing Friday, in which you can find out
what the student body is going crazy for, Scene decided to take
another direction. Here is what we call the Best of the Rest. Included
are several places, things and events you should be aware of before
your stay here is officially over.
You’ll thanks us later.
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Best Place to Drop Your Kids Off at the Pool
If you’re having issues with taking a public poop, you’ll
be happy to hear and smell that the nicest potties you’re
going to encounter are in the Chemistry and Physics Building. Any
floor is fine, and you’ll never be without the essentials.
There are sparkling floors, great lighting and low traffic if you’re
a little pee-shy. No awkward explosions going on here aside from
the ones in the labs, so relax and take a seat.
— Rueben Gonzales
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The Shorthorn: Laura Sliva |
Best Pen Bic
Ballpoint is the way to go. The ink flows naturally and
smoothly, and the words look so slick and neat on notebook paper.
Ink pens look all scratchy and squiggly. No matter how slowly you
write, your handwriting always ends up looking like chicken scratch.
Bic ball-points are a cheap and just-as-effective alternative.
— Alexa García-Ditta |

The Shorthorn: Fabiola Salinas |
Best Place to Spend $10 on Food and Still be Hungry
The Market
The Market offers a plethora of little snacks to munch on between
classes, but usually by the time you’ve opened the package, it’s
gone. Items that sell for around half the price at 7-Eleven are
available for those in a rush. The single-serving dinners and sandwiches
hit the spot after sitting through an hour-long class lecture but
may not be enough to tackle the hunger of the average college student.
— Princess McDowell |

The Shorthorn: Fabiola Salinas |
Best Bike Rack
(tie) outside the Central Library and outside Ransom
Hall
The racks in front of the Central Library are awesome for
their location near where everything happens on what can almost
be called the campus quad. Those outside Ransom Hall are nice because
they’re located more inside the campus, where drive-by bike
snatchers may not even be aware of your precious wheels. Except
for maybe now. Crap.
— Anthony Williams |

The Shorthorn: Fabiola Salinas |
Best Place to Cause a Scene:
Breezeway between Ransom and Preston halls
One word: echo. No matter where you stand between that conglomerate
of buildings between Preston and Ransom halls, and no matter how
softly you may think you’re speaking, your voice will echo.
Have a beef with someone and want everyone on campus to hear you?
Take your victim and let him or her have it between these two traffic-heavy
buildings.
— AGD |
Best Place To Eavesdrop on Conversations
University Center food court
Anytime between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m., when what is known
as the Plaza is likely at full capacity, you’re bound to just
fall into someone else’s business sitting at any of the packed-in
tables. You’ll know about how Julie’s boyfriend raped
her, Elena’s inability to tell a headband from a skirt and
how Ben’s alcoholic father won’t financially support
him through school. Wait, that’s “Felicity.” Maybe
we need to hang out there more.
— RG
Best Place to be Off Campus On Campus
Architecture Building courtyard
The Architecture Building courtyard makes you feel like you’re outside
some modern museum and not less than 50 feet from your lame three-hour
lab. With a beautiful cascading fountain and a vibrant shade of
green, this is your destination for relieving tension.
— AW
Best Place to Have a Private Conversation on a School
Phone:
Central Library fourth floor
The Central Library has several phones if you don’t have one yourself
or if you constantly find yourself low on minutes. The best phone,
though, may be on the fourth floor. It’s a little quieter than the
other phones in the building, because not as many people walk by.
Since there usually aren’t many people on that floor, you don’t
have to worry about disturbing others with your conversations.
— Princess McDowell
Best Place to Almost Get Hit by a Car:
Crossing Cooper Street between Mitchell and the
central bridge
Several tardy students trying to run to class have probably already
risked their lives on this dangerous “highway.” Beware, because
you may think that sprinting across Cooper St. isn’t much, but students
in a hurry to get a good parking spot or get to class come barreling
down that street at 50 miles per hour with no regard for pedestrians.
Don’t lie, you know you’ve done it.
— AGD |
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Today
Final withdraw for non-payment -Summer II
Last date to drop or withdraw (Graduate)
Wesley Foundation Event Bible Study: 7 p.m., 311 UTA Blvd. Gospel of John. Free
food. For information, contact Kent Seuser at 817-274-6282 or wesfnuta@swbell.net.
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