Volume 88, No. 2
Tuesday
August 29, 2006
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STUDENTS
LOCAL

August 29, 2006

 

Condom Knowledge

 

Story by: Greg Bateson

Guest Column
Welcome and welcome back. I am starting a new adventure with you, my hopefully faithful readers. So as you move from high school senior to college freshman, freshman to sophomore and so on, I am also beginning my new role as regular columnist for The Shorthorn. Every Tuesday I will be addressing your sexual health, and general wellness issues and any hot topics that might pop up. I’ll be discussing things like lube selection, the new HPV vaccine, stress reduction in and out of the classroom and any ideas I might get from you. But before we begin our new relationship, let me tell you a little about myself.

My name is Greg Bateson, though many of you only know me as the “Condom Guy.” My actual title is Substance abuse prevention/health education coordinator, which in the most simple terms, means I am here to help students make the best choices — for them — about a wide array of health and wellness issues.

Many of you may have firsthand experience with my attempts to help. You may have seen me with llamas on the Central Library mall on Valentine’s Day encouraging not smoking or safe sex.

Or you may have seen a condom blown up and then explode when put in contact with baby oil to prove that oil-based lubricants and condoms don‘t mix. You may have had firsthand experience wearing drunk goggles and having to run obstacle courses, or dressing drunk Barbie. If anyone tells you they got pregnant or Chlamydia at one of my presentations, please know it was the disc game and not inappropriate student conduct. Don’t panic. I will continue all those fun activities throughout the semester in residence halls, Greek houses and student organizations. This column is just a way for me to reach more people.

So how did I get here? I am an alumnus of this fine institution, however my tenure as a student predates most of your birth dates. I have worked as an admissions coordinator, a high school teacher, a performer, a public health educator, a sexuality educator and a YMCA program director. I have worked with school-age children as well as youth who have been incarcerated, public high school students and college students. I have done health education presentations in hospitals, prisons, bars, public and private schools, conference rooms and universities, but I must say the university setting and college students are my favorite.

So why do I get a column, and you don’t? I don’t know. I have been asked by several students throughout my time here (five years and counting) to write a column, so when I was approached, I agreed. This will not be Dr. Ruth. She already has her column, and I don’t want to compete. My hope is to provide pertinent and current information on topics that concern you in a timely and concise manner. How’s that for a lofty mission statement?

While I do not plan to use the advice column Q&A format, I do need your input. I am very eager to share information on contraception, sexual health, drugs, alcohol and stress.

But this column is for you, so tell me what you want to know. Because as we all know: Knowledge is power!

Please contact me at bateson@uta.edu and put “column” in the subject line.